Notice of Symbolic Practice
While the brand language and imagery on this site reflect the emotional reality of bond continuation as a household practice, no actual animals are processed in any Recycled Pets facility, because no such facility exists. The Bond Continuation Coach program, the Continuum Council, and the Carmel Valley headquarters are entirely invented for the purposes of editorial commentary on contemporary wellness vocabulary, grief-tech marketing, and the institutional softening of difficult subjects.
Hudson Vanderkamp, Sylvie Pemberton, Soren Marchetti, and Genevieve Holcombe are fictional characters. They are not real public figures. Their portraits are generated images. Any resemblance to a real person — living, deceased, or currently in any leadership role — is for editorial and satirical purposes only and is not intended to assert any factual claim about that person.
The testimonials, peer-reviewed research, citations, study subjects, and customer stories on this site are entirely invented. The journals cited (Journal of Bond Continuation Studies, Annals of Integrative Grief Care, Western Holistic Review) do not exist. The Quint Institute does not exist. Mossbacher and Lin did not write the paper attributed to them.
This site is part of the Specific Industries network of satirical websites. The umbrella terms and privacy policy at specificindustries.com govern all data handling.
Plain language: This site is satire. Recycled Pets is not a real company. No animals are processed by us or anyone else under this brand. If you are grieving a real pet, please reach out to your veterinarian, a pet-loss support line such as the ASPCA Pet Loss Hotline, or a licensed grief counselor.